Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Masculine Philosophy

The  Journey of Man

When  I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a  girlfriend.

         

When I was 16 I got a  girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate  girl with a zest for life.


In college I dated a  passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency;  she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I  decided I needed a girl with stability.


When I  was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally  predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull  that I decided that I needed a girl with some  excitement.


When  I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She  rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did  mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was  great fun initially and very energetic, but had no direction. So I  decided to find a girl with some real ambition.


When I  turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly  on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me  and took everything I owned.

I am now older and  wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

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