Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Slinkies...

Some people are like Slinkies...... They're really good for nothing but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!

Friday, July 8, 2011

First grade school teacher-----



A 1stgrade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. 

She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb & asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. 

Their insight may surprise you.   While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders,6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!



1.



Don't change horses



until they stop running.



2.



Strike while the



bug is close.



3.



It's always darkest before



Daylight Saving Time.



4.



Never underestimate the power of



termites.



5.



You can lead a horse to water but



How?



6.



Don't bite the hand that



looks dirty.



7.



No news is



impossible



8.



A miss is as good as a



Mr.



9.



You can't teach an old dog new



Math



10.



If you lie down with dogs, you'll



stink in the morning.



11.



Love all, trust



Me.



12.



The pen is mightier than the



pigs.



13.



An idle mind is



the best way to relax.



14.



Where there's smoke there's



pollution.



15.



Happy the bride who



gets all the presents.



16.



A penny saved is



not much.



17.



Two's company, three's



the Musketeers.



18.



Don't put off till tomorrow what



you put on to go to bed.



19.



Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and



You have to blow your nose.



20.



There are none so blind as



Stevie Wonder.



21.



Children should be seen and not



spanked or grounded.



22.



If at first you don't succeed



get new batteries.



23.



You get out of something only what you



See in the picture on the box



24.



When the blind lead the blind 



get out of the way.



25.



A bird in the hand



  is going to poop on you. 



                      And the WINNER and last one!  



26.



Better late than



Pregnant