A young fella wakes up with an almighty hangover in a mansion surrounded by the most beautiful women he has ever seen.
He looks around and sees gold bullion and jewels sparkling in the sunshine.
He thinks he must be dreaming until he sees a small brass lamp on the table and vaguely remembers some of the night before....
finding the lamp on the beach....
the genie popping out when he rubbed it.....
The granted wishes....he looks around, he remembers the first wish again.
To be surrounded by beautiful women all day....he looks lustifully at the women.....
The second wish to live like a king and have a king's ransom...he eyeballs all the gold and jewels again....
The third wish.....
he smiles and goes to open his robe but as he does there is a crash at the door and a large man dressed in a Klu Klux Klan outfit storms in and drags him outside to an awaiting posse....
He throws a noose around his neck an hoists him high over a branch....
Just as the young fella is dying the Klan member rips his hood of and asks the guy...
Look I can understand the first two wishes...the women and money...
but why the hell would you want to be hung like a black man??
Saturday, March 14, 2009
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