Geography Lesson

FEMALE GEOGRAPHY   

- Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.    
     
- Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.      
   
 - Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.          
 
 - Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.      
   
 - Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past.  

     Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.      
     
- Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier.  

     The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.  
       
 - Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.    
     
 - After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there...            
 
MALE GEOGRAPHY      

 

 - Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe: ruled by a dick...