Elderly man...........thinking on his feet

An  elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm  for several years.

He had a large pond  in the back. It was properly shaped for  swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic  tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and  peach trees.

One evening the old farmer  decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't  been there for a while, and look it  over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to  bring back some fruit.

As he neared the  pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with  glee. 

As he came closer, he saw it  was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his  pond.

He made the women aware of his  presence and they all went to the deep  end.

One of the women shouted to him,  'we're not coming out until you leave!' 

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down  here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you  get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the  bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the  alligator...'

Some  old men can still think fast. 

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