Thursday, June 19, 2008

Blondes and Crocs

A blonde was on holiday and driving through Darwin. She desperately wanted
to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay
the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then maybe I'll just go
out and catch my own crocodile, so I can get a pair of shoes for free."

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and
give it a try!"

The blonde headed out toward the river, determined to catch a crocodile.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the
side of the bank where he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in
the murky water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he spots a huge three metre croc swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes the aim, kills the creature and hauls it
onto the slimy banks of the river. Lying nearby were seven more of the dead
creatures, all lying on their backs.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.

The blonde struggled and flipped the croc onto its back. Rolling her eyes
heavenward and screaming in frustration, she shouts out..."Damn damn damn
damn damn! This one's barefoot, too!"

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