Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Interesting facts from around the world
Interesting facts from around the world
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a
male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's
genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they
look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased
must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation. (Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it
is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a
minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill
her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room
to witness the act. (Super!!)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have
sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was
a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises.' (Is this a great country or what? Though
not as great as Guam!)
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And some interesting little-known facts: Banging your
head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this
stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...? - - did the govt. pay
for this research??)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some
people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like
that too)
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And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through
their ass. (I know people who can talk through theirs!)
Interesting Human Body Facts
A full bladder is roughly the size of a softball.
It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.
Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. .. . ...they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!
Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
The average woman is five inches shorter than the average man.
Scroll down to the bottom please.......
Still looking at your thumb, aren't you ?
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Westies
Q. Two West Auckland guys jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a West Auckland girl use as protection during sex?
A. A Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a West Auckland Boy in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the West Auckland guy cross the road?
A. To start a fight, with a complete stranger, for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a West Auckland girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from West Auckland on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a West Auckland quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two West Auckland Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The police!
Q. What do you say to a West Auckland person with a job?
A. A Big Mac please.
Q. What's the difference between a West Auckland boy and a West Auckland girl?
A. A West Auckland girl has a higher sperm count
