Thursday, July 26, 2007

Irish medical dictionary

Irish Medical Dictionary
 

Artery                          The study of paintings
Bacteria                        Back door to cafeteria
Barium                         What doctors do when patients die
Benign                          What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section        A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan                        Searching for Kitty
Cauterize                      Made eye contact with her
Colic                            A sheep dog
Coma                           A punctuation mark
Dilate                           To live long
Enema                          Not a friend
Fester                           Quicker than someone else
Fibula                           A small lie
Impotent                       Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain                  Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff                A Doctor's cane
Morbid                         A higher offer
Nitrates                        Cheaper than day rates
Node                           I knew it
Outpatient                    A person who has fainted
Pelvis                           Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative             A letter carrier
Recovery Room           Place to do upholstery
Rectum                         Nearly killed him
Secretion                      Hiding something
Seizure                         Roman emperor
Tablet                           A small table
Terminal Illness             Getting sick at the airport
Tumour                        One plus one more
Urine                            Opposite of you're out
 

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