Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Westies

Q. Two West Auckland guys jump off a cliff.  Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a West Auckland girl use as protection during sex?
A. A Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a West Auckland Boy in a suit?
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the West Auckland guy cross the road?
A. To start a fight, with a complete stranger, for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a West Auckland girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from West Auckland on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a West Auckland quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two West Auckland Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The police!

Q. What do you say to a West Auckland person with a job?
A. A Big Mac please.

Q. What's the difference between a West Auckland boy and a West Auckland girl?
A. A West Auckland girl has a higher sperm count
 

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