Thursday, November 29, 2007

Two Chimps and a Blonde

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego  when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man  walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to San Diego?
'Sure,' answered  the blonde, 'do you need a lift?'
'Not for me. I'll be spending the  next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in  the back who have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a  bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day.  Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble.'
'I'd be happy to,' said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees  were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and  carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours  later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was stunned to see the blond woman; she was walking down the  street holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big  crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to her.  'What the heck are you doing here?' he demanded, 'I gave you $100 to take  these chimpanzees to the zoo.'

'Yes, I know you did,' said the blonde,'  but we had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World.'


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